Special announcement for OldMajorInc.Blogspot premium members

It has come to our attention that some premium members have been experiencing some over charging issues on their most recent billing statements. Apparently, there have been reports of some premium members being charged double or even triple the normal monthly fee of $79.95 for premium access to our website.

We here at OldMajorInc.Blogspot would first like to state that our top priority is you, the consumer. We hope to rectify any billing problem as soon as possible. Rest assured, these billing issues are in no way related to OldMajorInc.Blogspot CEO Old Major's plans to purchase a new car; and rest assured, these billing issues have nothing to do with our staff's desire to upgrade the graphic cards in the office computers so that they can play Fallout 3. Just a simple honest mistake.

In order to help serve our valued customers and rectify these problems, we have set up a Customer Service Hotline. Premium members who feel they have been overcharged may dial 1 - 900 - 889 - 4537 (the charge is $1.95 for the first minute, $4.95 for each additional minute). If you aren't connected with a customer service operator right away, just hold on - we will get to you as soon as possible. Our headquarters has been quite busy lately as we have just upgraded the graphic cards on the office computers so that the staff can play Fallout 3.

We have also taken the liberty of piping in The Kinks's 1977 album "Sleepwalker" for the customers waiting on hold so feel free to enjoy that album while you're waiting.




And don't forget.....




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But don't take our word for it, here's a comment from Senator Sam Brownback (R - Kan):

Listen to it clear, put the box right near your ear
Light your blunts and down your beers
Cause you could never fuck with Old Major "Outlaws EP"...