OldMajorInc.Blogspot 2009 World Tour Announcement!

It's official! Methodist/indie rocker Old Major is embarking on a world tour in support of his new "Outlaws EP" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/209393542/Old_Major_Outlaws_EP.zip

No dates have been announced yet, but the "2009 Old Major World Tour Sponsored By Lockheed Martin In Association With The Carlyle Group" promises to be even more profitable than the "2004 Old Major World Tour Sponsored By Halliburton In Association With General Atomics."

OldMajor.Blogspot Premium Members will be the first to have the opportunity to register for the ticket lottery* to potentially win a chance to gain a position on a waiting list as a possible candidate for tickets.

Some insiders claim that a massive stage set is now being constructed in secrecy by child laborers in Hondorus, but there are rumors that it will be the biggest, flashiest, and most cost effective in the history of religious indie rock music. The stage for the triumphant 2004 world tour was of course the largest ever constructed at the time: the nearly mile-wide set included giant video screens, a psychedelic light show, a troupe of dancing Bengali tigers, and tanks firing live ammunition at the audience.

More information will be made available here at OldMajorInc.Blogspot in the next few days.

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